A little backstory first:
My loving partner
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It's only 10:30 pm! It still totally counts as being posted on the same day!

Today is the great and wonderful threnodyjones's birthday! Normally, I celebrate this day with obnoxious multi-colored text and maybe a Fringe reference or five. Instead, today, I am attempting to fulfill a less than whispered wish... for crack.

Dear Ms. threnodyjones, please feel free to add ( Read more... )

So I was filling out my submission for sga_santa and had it all nice and neat and then I got a really bad idea to request only one thing and then I thought I really could not bring myself to force someone else to write this (despite what threnodyjones suggested), so I did it myself.

Title: Administration
Genre: Slash, slightly cracky, Ronon/Woolsey, background ( Read more... )

I am so, so sorry.

Title: Just Another Day in Strawberryville
Genre: Strawberry Shortcake, crack
Length: ~1,100 words (yes, I am ashamed)
Rating: PG
Synopsis: In which Strawberry Shortcake goes to the park. [Alternate synopsis was “In which Cat rapes your childhood” but I thought that was a little harsh.]
Author’s Notes: For the cliche_bingo entry “ ( Read more... )

What I Did on My Lunch Break by cat_77.

This one is totally threnodyjones's fault. Really it is. It has nothing to do with wayward comments posted elsewhere.

Er, not quite a sequel to this, so no need to read both unless you really don't like your brain.

Per threnodyjones's request, I was supposed to add this to my fic round up. It was originally posted here. I'm also supposed to continue it, but am currently brain dead from my accounts here at work. Anyone want to jump in?

Reposting it here for archiving purposes because you all know I'll forget where I put it otherwise:

Title: John's Concussion Induced ( Read more... )

To bookend the previous post...

Five Bad Fics I’m Totally Not Writing [SG-1 Style]

1- Jumping Jack FlashedOkay, so maybe he shouldn’t have played with that little idol thingy on Daniel’s desk... but why is everyone on base suddenly damn near humping his leg and stripping down in front of him? It's really not *that* warm on the base. And really, ( Read more... )

I seem to have an obsession with bad fics today. Cracky, purposely poorly written prose that makes you want to spork your eyes. Maybe it’s a phase. Maybe it’s because work really and truly sucks today and I can’t concentrate worth crap. Maybe it’s just because it’s fun. I blame threnodyjones. Don’t ask why, I’m sure I’ll think of a reason eventually ( Read more... )

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chronicles of Narnia and My Little Pony.
The story should use anorexia as a plot device!

Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator

Okay, so I took this as an actual challenge because really, it amused me way too much.

( Sparkles' Resolve )